Me: wow, I can't believe we didn't even see one celebrity.
SB: well, I guess they probably don't want to come around all this hoopla - their limos can't even drop them off in front of the good restaurants because the streets are blocked off. I mean, people are only staying away from me because I'm el cognito.
Me: You're Al Cognito? Does that mean I can be Sue Cognito?
SB: Not Al Cognito, el cognito. You know, undercover?
Me: You mean IN cognito.
SB: Shut up.
Long pause, and a walk of about a block.
Me: Maybe I'll be Janet Cognito....